February 2011
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold the tears anymore.
Will: I had two serious girlfriends… and then some other smattering of other women (…) What? Maya: What’s the boy word for ‘slut’? Will: They still haven’t come up with one yet. But I’m sure they’re working on it.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
When I’m eating something really hot but I keep eating it anyway because it’s too yummy to wait for it to cool down
